What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Justin's humor

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