- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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