- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

this is not an anti joke

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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