- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

what do u call a black man a black man

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

My life :(

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Dylan is gay

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