- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

I told you it would happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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