- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Justin Beiber

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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