Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Justin's hair

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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