what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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