A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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womens rights

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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