- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

TOBUSCUS

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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