Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

banana

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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