- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger was with his friends

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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