A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Get in the car.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

A white person at Harvard

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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