Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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