Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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She said no

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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