Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Chicken penis.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Your mom.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Women.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Anti Joke

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