What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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