0 + 0 = 0

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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