- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

i like pie.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Your mom is fat

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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