whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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