- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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