Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

the WNBA

So, same time tomorrow then?

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Netflix and chill

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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