- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

shauns beautiful

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Women's rights

Your mama's so fat.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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