- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Nippies

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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