- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

I would rape her

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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