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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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