- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

raping black women

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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