Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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