Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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hi

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Welcome to die!

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Cancer.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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