Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Welcome to die!

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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