"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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raisin boogers

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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