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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

whats a dick a dick

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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