Why did i write this? I was bored

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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