Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Girls

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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