What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

womens rights

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

i like pie.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why did the jew die Really...

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

obama leadership

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Anti Joke

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