What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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whats black? a black man

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did the book disappear?

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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