how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Unnnnnnnn

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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