What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Badgers are cool

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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