- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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