- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Whats the difference between a frog?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Muslim athletes.

Your mums a penis joke.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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