- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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