what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Penis.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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