- Anti Joke

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Women.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

the WNBA

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human