What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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