What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Gay's rights

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Men, get on the boat.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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