When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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i cant think of one.

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