- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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