Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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ass in my face ? no

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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I LIKE TRAINS

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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