"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Punch line.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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