How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Comedy.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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