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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

vbh

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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