Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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