- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

19th amendment

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Zach Barlow

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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