Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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poo is yummy

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

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