Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Tell you something funny.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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