Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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BOOBALANBOO

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Dogs

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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