- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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