- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

your mom

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Women's rights

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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