Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Strawberries!

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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