A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Gay's rights

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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