- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

guess what? chicken butt.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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