I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

42

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What's the deal with airline food?

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

whats black? a black man

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...