Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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